Four years ago, the debut of a series set in the Second Age of J. R. R. Tolkien’s legendarium veered so radically from canon that it annoyed many Tolkien fans, but instead of merely joining the chorus of discontent, I asked myself what I would do if handed $1 billion and production rights to adapt that time and place for streaming media. One of my objectives was to make it more lore-accurate but also more diverse than just peppering Middle Earth with a few characters that happen to be played by non-white actors. I did a deep dive into the lore, and what has resulted is a 34-page proof-of-concept treatment for a limited, thirteen episode series, which I’ve subsequently narrated for the heck of it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akoN6abUK6Y
It’s been a fun and enthralling exercise in wishful thinking. Could it be more than that? Hard to say. There’d be many big hurdles to get past in order for it to be produced, but I do hope people who listen to the narration enjoy this bit of fan-fiction. Moreover, I can’t help but suspect there is already talk of rebooting the I.P. after the current Amazon and Peter Jackson projects play out, so maybe some of what I’ve conjured might be useful to someone with more industry clout than an apartment manager with a few creative side-hustles.
Part of the exercise was envisioning which actors I’d like to play what roles, which helped in developing the characters, so here’s a list of my dream cast for this insanely ambitious project:
Principal / Recurring Leads
• Círdan the Shipwright: Brad Pitt
• Elrond / Elros (twin brothers): Will Poulter
• High King Gilgalad: Joseph Gordon-Levitt
• Lady Galadriel: Elizabeth Debicki
• Lord Celeborn: Volker Bruch
• Celebrimbor: Henry Cavill
• Sauron / Annatar / the Dark Lord: Ed Skrein
• Elendil: Mel Gibson
• Isildur: Christian Bale
• Anárion: Shia LaBeouf
Númenor
• Tar-Palantir: Edward James Olmos
• Gimilkhâd: Lorenzo Llamas
• Amandil: Jim Caviezel
• Tar-Míriel: Oona Chaplin
• Ar-Pharazôn: Rudy Reyes
Dwarves of Khazad-dûm & Allied Houses
• King Durin III & IV: Iwan Rheon
• Lord Olli Longbeard: Russell Crowe
• Princess Kalúmbé (Haradri wife of Lord Olli): Genevieve Nnaji
• Lord Vidar Ollison (son of Olli & Kalúmbé): Justice Smith
• Qariss (daughter of Olli & Kalúmbé): Amanda Nunes
• Lord Firebeard: Rupert Grint
• Lord Stonefoot: Benedict Wong
Elven Lords & Allies
• King Amdir: Adam Driver
• King Oropher: Darren Criss
• Glorfindel: Noah Centineo
• Celebrian: Saoirse Ronan
• Gwythien: Olga Kurylenko
Dúnedain of Gondor & Arnor
• Elendur (son of Isildur): Jonathan Bailey
• Aratan (son of Isildur): Tom Bateman
• Ciryon (son of Isildur): Austin Butler
• Meneldil (son of Anárion): Jack Gleeson
• Lord Eärnur: Gerard Butler
• Ohtar: Dean-Charles Chapman
• Galadwen (Meneldil’s wife): Joss Stone
• Belegorn: James Norton
• Hallas: Matthew Marsden
East & South — Blue Wizards, Rebels & Merchants
• Alatar (Blue Wizard): Mark Dacascos
• Pallando (Blue Wizard): Barkhad Abdi
• Atlan: Iko Uwais
• Gizik: Hiroyuki Sanada
• Zakhal: Ajay Devgn
• Radnam: Ranveer Singh
• Khombe: Omar Sy
• Némiya: Bukunmi Oluwasina
• Hurmil: Noxolo Dlamini
• Yazan: Daniel Kaluuya
• Abrím: Peter J. Macon
• Kagen: Kelvin Han Yee
• Tamadhur: Asmaa Abulyazeid
• Bihm of Tâüran: Kelly Marie Tran
• Lahm: Tony Jaa
• Drúedain Eldress: Jyoti Amge
Nazgûl, Melkorites & Antagonists
• Lord Angmar (later Nazgûl): Samuel Roukin
• Khamûl: Thalapathy Vijay
• Pirate-lord Nazgûl: Saïd Taghmaoui
• Dark Númenórean messenger: Walter Koenig
• Melkorite commander of charioteers: Fahadh Faasil
• Melkorite mumakil commander: Ahmed El Sakka
• Melkorite commander in Nurn: Michael Jai White
• Melkorite officer at Orodruin: Feodor Chin
• Wargmaster: Kit Harington
Goblins of the Misty Mountains
• Goblin King: William Shatner
• Goblin Queen Mother: Rita Moreno
• Ilmig (Goblin raider): Maisie Williams
• Niroht (Goblin raider): Daphne Keen
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