Loglines & Screenplays by Don Hauka

GENRES: Romance, Comedy

A small town hockey hero must defeat a team of genetically-modified veggie-zombies led by his arch-nemesis to win back his wife and save his town when the Biggar Demons turn the local ice rink into a sheet of screams during a game seven that gives new meaning to sudden death. "Shaun of the Dead" meets "Slapshot" in this dark comedy.

GENRES: Fantasy

A beautiful biologist and her uptight physicist husband are kidnapped by elemental memes – godlike beings – and are caught in a struggle to save or destroy the universe. For they hold the key to controlling Quintessence, the mysterious force that’s tearing the cosmos apart. Forget the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy – this is a wild Uber ride through the universe

GENRES: Drama

The son of a flaky New Age/South Asian sage refuses to help his father create a new life and dodge the IRS and in the process summons a demon that will reveal the secret of death to him – but at an enormous price.

GENRES: Animation

A boy having a tough time in his first year playing hockey finds a mentor and a coach when two of his stuffed animals, Hat Trick and Donuts, come to life. “We are the stuffies that dreams are made of!"

GENRES: Comedy

A terminally-ill billionaire former football star has his brain transplanted into the body of a young college quarterback for a shot at the NCAA National Championship he never won. But old ghosts like his lost college love and bad career decisions come back to haunt him. When his body starts to reject his brain, he has to choose between being great on the gridiron and winning back the woman he should have married.

GENRES: Comedy

A small-town psalmist gets dragged into the power-struggle to succeed King Dawidh of Israel that has remarkable similarities to a presidential election race. Primary Colors meets Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat in one of the greatest stories never told. Will the power of love Trump the pushy Prince Adonijah, or will his younger brother Ithream cruz to victory? Dbowrah the psalmist has to improvise as she negotiates a labyrinth of intrigue and betrayal in this political thriller that proves when it comes to politics by the people, the psalm remains the same.  

GENRES: Historical

A megalomaniac millionaire seizes power with the help of fake news and a foreign power. Thinking today’s Trump? Think again. Think the amazing true story of William Tell Coleman, who overthrew San Francisco’s democratically-elected government in a bid to found a slave-holding Pacific coast empire. Only Judge Ned McGowan stood in his way... Deadwood meets Game of Thrones in this incredible true story based on the book by Don Hauka.

GENRES: Comedy

In 1975, an atheist misfit teenager attends bible camp to try to win his religious best friend back from a pastor’s son and finds himself in a contest to see who can be the first break Camp Rule Number Three by holding hands with a girl.

GENRES: Historical, Fantasy

Lady Jane Franklin makes a mysterious journey to a gold rush town to discover the secret of what really happened to her husband, the ill-fated Sir John Franklin. There she meets a sailor who claims he smuggled the famed Arctic explorer off his ill-fated ship alive, only to spend a decade as captives of a renegade Native war party. Lady Franklin listens as Able Seaman Aubrey Spencer weaves a fantastic story about her husband's "death" and resurrection and leaves in her hands Sir John's ultimate fate.

GENRES: Romance, Comedy

Laying low after a run-in with a pesky paparazzo, Hollywood’s top leading lady finds her true love while hiding out on the set of a zombie movie and has to woo him wearing dead-face. 

GENRES: Comedy

In the summer of 1972, Jake, a troubled teen barely coping in his dysfunctional family, has to come to terms with his eldest brother and protector suddenly getting married and moving out. How is he to survive without his big bro Richard? Through confronting loss, fears and finding love, Jake not only survives, but grows, transforming into Jacob Price: Superstar in this coming-of-age comedy based on a true story.