John Cruise

david g
Camera Operator, Comedian, Crew, Director, Filmmaker, Financier, Host/presenter, Music Composer, Musician, Narrator, Post-Production Supervisor, Producer, Script Consultant, Set Decorator, Singer, Sound Designer, Sound Editor, Sound Mixer, Special Effects Supervisor, Stereographer, Story Analyst, Stunt Performer, Talent Scout, Translator, Video Playback Engineer, Visual Effects Artist, Voice Actor and Wardrobe Supervisor

New Haven, Connecticut

Member Since:
March 2015

Last online:
> 2 weeks ago

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About John

hey i'm dave g. thank you for partying with my funky internet presence. one day i hope to create or be in a show or movie, or be paid for writing a joke. so far i have not been paid for my jokes unless you consider free beer and jeers to be payment. please please email me at trillindagame & yunowadidis if you can help me along the way or if you are kenyan royalty and want to offer me millions of dollars and spin me a yarn ball large enough for a way larger than average cat which might be a lion or some kind of puma -- what's the number for cat 911? dave g is an equal opportunity employee. only the most serious people need to email me, seriously. brought to you by cereal and the title of that john candy movie with the vehicles -- uh, i forget what it's called. bad monsanto! say no to gmos! thanks ct! oh yeaaaaa... if you see tom cruise and he asks about me tell him once more.. he's not my brother and never was, but i did like his appearance on oprah! party on wayne!

Unique traits: ###

Gender:
Male

Height:
5' 13"

Weight:
1000

Body type:
Slim

Hair:
Medium

Hair color:
Other

Ethnicity:
Other

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Credits

Yet Another Secret Music Album Release (2013)
Video Director
Secret Music Album Release (2012)
Music Producer and Mixer

Awards

Coolest Dude Ever
(2015)
That Guy We're Talkin About
(2014)

Education

College