Loglines & Screenplays by Joanna Bloem

GENRES: Comedy, Mystery

A naive veterinarian suspects his sophisticated new French bride of infidelity but discovers that she's actually a super-spy using him as one of her many "covers."  He must deny his love to rescue her, when she's abducted in Brunei.  Inspired by a real life story.

GENRES: Adventure, Science Fiction

After her parents mysteriously disappear in Cairo, their spunky daughter carries on her father's dangerous mission to re-enter a secret chamber of the Great Pyramid.  Screenplay available.

GENRES: Comedy

Led by the feisty wife of the new Secretary of Defense, well-placed Washington D.C. women, and call girls, go on a sex strike until their men stop making war.  Inspired by Aristophanes' "Lysistrata" written in 411 b.c (still relevant) and my updated play, "Lysistrata, D.C." Another version, EASTSIDE WESTSIDE on the same theme takes place in New York.  Don's wives, and girlfriend, go on a sex strike to stop a nasty turf war. 

GENRES: Adventure, Romance

In a bizarre love triangle, a millionaire Eco-Entrepreneur becomes entangled with two women who were sisters in another life in ancient Egypt.  Connecting with his true Soulmate (this time), and a metaphysical psychiatrist, they must unravel the mystery of the Bermuda Triangle/Atlantis – or die trying. 

GENRES: Romance, Thriller / Suspense

A blind pianist must heal her sight to identify her mother's killer, murdered in a theft gone wrong linked to stolen Nazi art.  Hooking up with a maverick CIA agent to solve the mystery, they must now outwit assassins to stay alive.  Based on a novel by a bestselling author.  Rights obtained.  Screenplay available.