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STAY WHERE YOU ARE AND NOBODY GETS HURT

STAY WHERE YOU ARE AND NOBODY GETS HURT
By Kristina Van Kirk Hoffman

GENRE: Comedy
LOGLINE:

Thomas the Grey alien purposes to his planet’s leaders that they destroy Earth before humans succeed in colonizing other planets, but he is instructed instead to travel to Earth to warn Earth’s leaders in person, rather than exterminate the aliens’ streaming source of entertainment.

SYNOPSIS:

Imagine a Grey alien is his planet’s foremost authority on all things relating to Earth and he reports to his planet’s leaders that it is advisable to destroy Earth before humans bring their disease, militancy and poor waste management to other planets – possibly their own. But his leaders have developed a fondness for Earth’s streaming programs and want to see the next season of their favorite shows, so they instruct him to send an email to Earth’s G20 leaders, warning them to cease space exploration and to heal their environment and economic disparity. The U.S. President declares the email a hoax and fires the Air Force’s foremost authority on alien visitations. The German Chancellor hosts the Grey alien when he agrees to travel to Earth. Because of her past relationship with a Grey alien, Shirley MacLaine is solicited to be the ambassador to him. Car chases, seduction, alien mind melds, and kidnapping attempts culminate with a change of heart by the U.S. President and the alien.

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