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GOD'S SECRETARY

GOD'S SECRETARY
By Aleksandr Rozhnov

GENRE: Comedy
LOGLINE:

When a disorganized atheist secretary dies in a freak accident, she’s stunned to find herself face-to-face with God who, burned out and frustrated, leaves her in charge of the universe for a month. But as chaos erupts on Earth and Heaven’s politics boil over, she must learn what it truly means to create balance — or face eternal damnation.

PS. In this film I imagine Margot Robbie as Scarlet, Dwayne Johnson as God, and Eddie Murphy as the Devil.

SYNOPSIS:

Scarlett is a clumsy secretary at a publishing agency. Everything in her work and personal life is going awry; her only skill is making witty jokes and wriggling out of awkward situations.

After a car accident, she ends up before God, who is so disappointed in humanity that He decides to go on vacation with the Devil. They decide to relax like humans on Earth, and both, already angry at people, find themselves in various funny situations. Scarlett is left in charge of the world for a month. If she succeeds – she will return to Earth; if not – she will go to Hell. She is supervised by the strict angel Lawrence, who gradually falls in love with her.

Scarlett’s attempts to bring order to the world lead to chaos, and the intrigues of the heavenly bureaucrat Laura make the situation even more complicated. Desperate, Scarlett gathers world leaders and addresses them on behalf of God. Some heed her words about love and responsibility, others do not.

When God returns, He realizes that love is not a command, but a dialogue. He decides henceforth to speak directly with leaders once every 10 years. He brings Scarlett back to Earth already a different person – confident, strong. In addition, He asks her to become His speechwriter: from time to time, writing His speeches.

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