Loglines & Screenplays by Paul Glen Neuman

GENRES: Musical, Comedy

All hell breaks loose when the devil decides to retire and Kahuna and Shade, his two top demons, compete to fill the old man's shoes by using a one-hit wonder singer-songwriter to bring about the end of the world.

GENRES: Family, Comedy

After convincing the city's kids to buy milk instead of sweets, Milk Man and his sidekick, Calcium Boy, must battle the nefarious forces of the Fein & Dandy Candy Company.

GENRES: Fantasy, Comedy

When three friends get fired after working twelve years as adult-sized elves at Santa's North Pole Plantation in New Orleans, they meet a little person street musician claiming to be a real elf who just might be telling the truth.

GENRES: Thriller / Suspense

It's a honeymoon from hell when David Myler finds out his bride is a professional assassin, and he's at the top of her hit list.

GENRES: Fantasy, Family

After three hundred years on the job, Santa Claus sells all rights to his likeness to one of the world's largest online retailers, and retires to rural Fillmore, California where nothing goes according to plan.

GENRES: Mystery, Comedy

In a comedic homage to In The Heat of The Night, Marshall Arts, a black security specialist from Ohio, reluctantly teams up with Clark Barr, the bigoted Chief of Police of Ball, Mississippi to solve a series of brutal murders.

GENRES: Family, Comedy

Through the government's Nonni Program, a down-on-their-luck Italian family adopts what turns out to be the grandfather-from-hell in order to claim his inheritance when he dies.

GENRES: Fantasy, Comedy

An angel working at a dry cleaners in Heaven borrows a customer's wings for a joy ride and crash lands in his hometown of Chillicothe, Missouri. Now Michael has forty-eight hours to repair his broken wings, or he will never see Heaven again.

GENRES: Animation

A cricket born and bred to be pet food escapes his fate and embarks upon an exciting adventure full of danger, discovery and unexpected friendships.

GENRES: Animation

In a world that co-exists with characters from classic fairy tales, Officer Glen Marcus is called upon to investigate the murders of the Three Little Pigs. 

GENRES: Romance, Comedy

After owners of a supermarket chain sponsor a contest and wind up with more Grand Prize winners than they can afford, they decide it's cheaper to hire a hit man to bump them off. Now winners Leonard and Callie are running for their lives, hoping they live long enough to fall in love.

GENRES: Science Fiction, Action

Centuries after their mission began, the crew of the Spaceship Europa returns to an Earth ruled by aliens for more than five hundred years.

GENRES: Thriller / Suspense, Action

Based on factual events, when corporate downsizing hits the Central Intelligence Agency, not all senior agents being let go are content to stroll quietly off into the sunset, ultimately setting the stage for a deadly confrontation pitting the field-tested professionals against the superior numbers of their younger counterparts.

GENRES: Thriller / Suspense, Action

College student John Strickland doesn't realize he has something to die for—the file of the only surviving copy of everyone in the Federal Witness Relocation Program that the New York Mob and the Russian Mafia desperately want.

GENRES: Comedy

Desperate to rekindle his sagging career, former action superstar Dick Landberg signs on as the lead in a film before he's read the script, only to discover his comeback vehicle is an all-gay pirate movie.

GENRES: Romance, Comedy

Tonio Ziccardi copes with his wife deserting him on the day of their fifth wedding anniversary——especially devastating and humiliating considering Tonio works as a marriage counselor in Rome.

GENRES: Science Fiction, Thriller / Suspense

Decades after President Nixon ordered a moon rock broken up and distributed to 135 countries, a massive solar storm striking Earth reveals the "rocks" are seeds left on the moon by an alien invasion force. Now two Secret Service agents must race against time to stop the invasion and save the lives of their children.

GENRES: Science Fiction

(First in a Proposed Trilogy) All hell breaks loose after a tourist is killed in Miami and the victim's sister comes to claim his body. Both are aliens from another planet.

GENRES: Romance

When Paula Rae and Cynthia discover they were both dumped at the altar, they form a pact to target each other's ex-boyfriend to make them pay for their heartless behavior in more ways than one.

GENRES: Action, Comedy

An experienced government auditor and his novice partner find themselves fleeing for their lives in Orlando after a standard audit unexpectedly results in murder, with them as the prime suspects.

GENRES: Science Fiction, Horror

KDOA radio personalities, Max Holder and Darci Cable, close out their nightly midnight to 6 a.m. show with a front row seat to an alien invasion.

GENRES: Western

A Civil War veteran avenges his brother's murder...one bullet at a time.

GENRES: Drama, Comedy

After 24 years, Walnut Creek's Walnut Festival replaces their King Walnut mascot with Sammy the Squirrel. Now Larry Sweet/King Walnut is cracking up. Heaven help the citizens of Walnut Creek.

GENRES: Comedy, Biopic / True Story

Adapted from my novel based upon my cousin's six years as an Emergency Medical Technician in the early 1980s, this chronicles his roller coaster ride as a rookie EMT where the difference between life and death is often measured in seconds.

GENRES: Mystery, Fantasy

(First of a Proposed Trilogy) Charlie West searches for his private investigator uncle’s killers, assisted by Philip Spade, a “fictional” detective come to life and the woman who originally hired his uncle for the case that got him killed.

GENRES: Mystery, Fantasy

(Second of a Proposed Trilogy) Hired to recover compromising films made when an aging star was younger, Charlie West and Philip Spade lock horns with an enemy willing to murder to keep West and Spade from achieving their goal.

GENRES: Horror

Carver Wells finds himself trapped and fighting for his life after an ER patient unleashes a deadly contagion that throws a hospital into a quarantined lockdown.

GENRES: Romance, Comedy

Kevin Zugarmann copes with his wife deserting him on the day of their fifth wedding anniversary—especially devastating and humiliating considering Kevin works as a marriage counselor in Los Angeles.

GENRES: Period Piece

(Based Upon the Novel by Marguerite Noble) Filaree tells the true story of Melissa Baker's life spanning sixty years that shows while men may have conquered the West, it was the women who tamed it.

GENRES: Period Piece

The true story of the historic 1920 election in Jackson, Wyoming that created the first city government in the United States run entirely by women.

GENRES: Science Fiction, Horror

A small rural town in California comes under attack when a U.S. Communications Satellite provides the gateway for an alien invasion of Earth.

GENRES: Horror

(First in a Proposed Trilogy) In a world where science allows cops killed in the line of duty to remain on the force, Detective Steckler and his undead partner battle zombies during the most dangerous eight-hour shift of their career.

GENRES: Horror

Travelers stranded in a lodge during a blizzard accidentally reopen a doorway that allows an exiled monster to return to Earth.

GENRES: Horror

Looking for an easy meal, an 80s era vampire, whose van is a coffin on wheels, goes to college to quench his thirst for higher education—all while a determined homicide detective fights to end the blood-sucking monster’s murderous rampage.

GENRES: Action, Comedy

When Frank and Dean take possession of a large amount of mob money meant for L.A.'s reigning crime boss, they're in for a night they'll never forget...if they live long enough to remember.

GENRES: Comedy, Fantasy

Recently deceased Eddie Agro takes a ride on the ultimate soul train when a clerical error in the underworld's Accounting Department mistakenly sends him to hell.