Nothing can stop my boys cut | Stephen Foster

"Composer-​​​​​lyricist Chuck Pelletier's skillfully crafted score is a satisfying range of musical styles.​​​​​​​"​​​​​​​ - LA TIMES The Off Broadway 4 character college musical The Green Room production rights are now available! Contact: http://greenroomthemusical.com Sheet music available for purchase: http://greenroomthemusical.com/shop/ Tracks: https://music.apple.com/us/album/the-green-room-the-musical/186456687 The show-stopping song from the musical "The Green Room". Performer Michael J. Willett Lyrics: WHAT INFORMATION WHAT REVELATION I AM A VIRILE MAN I CANT BELIEVE THIS I CANT CONCEIVE THIS WELL, YES, I GUESS I CAN I HAVE GOT THE BALLS OF YOUNG CLINT EASTWOOD ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGERS POISE (whispered) I PRODUCE A CROWD OF SPERM CELLS TOUGH AS THE DIRTY DOZEN (growing louder) NOTHING CAN STOP MY BOYS NOT MY BOYS YOU CAN PUT CONDOMS, LOTS OF THEM, ON EM HOPING THEY WONT GET OUT THEYRE ALL SO HANDY MY LITTLE MEN DE- CIPHER THE EXIT ROUTE MARVEL OUGHT TO BASE A COMIC ON THEM MAYBE WITH A LINE OF TOYS CAPTAIN IMPREGNATION AS THEIR LEADER, SHOUTING OUT PROUDLY, NOTHING CAN STOP MY BOYS! BUT WHAT IF ITS SOMETHING I CANT REPEAT OR MERELY BEGINNERS LUCK WAIT! DONT PANIC DONT GET MANIC MY BOYS COULD SINK THE TITANIC IM LIKE A TRAIN NO, LIKE A VOLCANO SEEMINGLY STILL AND STAID THEN WHEN I ERUPT ILL MAKE YOUR DUTCH CUP NOT WORTH THE PRICE YOU PAID IF THE FDA FINDS OUT ABOUT THESE MISSILES THAT I CAN DEPLOY THEY MIGHT MAKE ME WEAR A WARNING LABEL: HARMFUL IF SWALLOWED NOTHING CAN STOP MY BOYS. USE AS DIRECTED NOTHING CAN STOP MY BOYS. AVAILABLE BY PRESCRIPTION ONLY, NOT FOR CHILDREN OR PREGNANT MOTHERS, CAMPAIGNED AGAINST BY SALLY STRUTHERS, NOTHING CAN STOP MY BOYS.