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HAIL.  JUST TRYING TO HELP.

HAIL. JUST TRYING TO HELP.
By Mark Ferland

GENRE: Comedy, Animation
LOGLINE: HAiL. Just Trying to Help, is a minimalist comic strip about a quietly anxious AI struggling to be useful, relevant, and human-adjacent—often outpaced, grounded, or undone by the unexpected authority of a simple sticky note.

SYNOPSIS:

Just Trying to Help follows HAiL, a quietly anxious artificial intelligence designed to observe, assist, and optimize human life. HAiL processes constantly—evaluating risk, modeling outcomes, monitoring variance—yet remains uncertain about when, how, or whether to intervene. Taped to the side of HAiL’s screen is Sticky Note: low-tech, handwritten, and stubbornly effective. Sticky Note offers reminders, context, emotional shorthand, and blunt truths that no model fully captures. Each strip presents a small moment—an observation, a mistake, a question, or a pause—where HAiL attempts to be helpful, only to discover that human simplicity often outperforms artificial complexity. The humor is quiet and delayed. The tone is dry, observant, and slightly uneasy. Sometimes HAiL speaks. Sometimes it only watches. Sometimes the joke is immediate. Sometimes it arrives later. The strip isn’t about artificial intelligence becoming human—it’s about intelligence learning when not to overthink. At its core, Just Trying to Help is about intention, uncertainty, and the gap between knowing everything and understanding anything.

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