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EARLY RETIREMENT
By Philip Webb

GENRE: Comedy
LOGLINE: lack of income and desperate live downtown, Phoenix and Tinamarie forge their birth certificate and secretly get into the ritzy retirement center. However, the newly appointed manager, Anthony will do whatever it takes to catch these senior impostors

SYNOPSIS:

Based on some true events. Tinamarie and Phoenix Wives, age 36 and age 38 have been living in cramped apartments in the surrounding towns of Charleston South Carolina. Phoenix is a smart-ass, stay at home husband that was born with a lung disease and is on disability. Tinamarie is quick witted, blunt, former model that smokes and works at her best friend’s boutique store downtown. The Wives would love to live downtown in the fashion and art district, however the historical downtown is just too expensive. That’s where they get the idea to try and move into the all exclusive, luxury Retirement Center right smack downtown. Antony is the latest family member to manager the retirement center. He’s hated and will go through physical and mental abuse to prove the Wives are lying about their age. After months of investigating the Wives, he has all the evidence he needs. However, Ant gloating to everyone about busting the Wives and breaking the law, he will find himself out of a job and learning respect as the Wives take over as the newest managers.

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