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I HATE MY KIDS
By Jordhi Deidrick

GENRE: Comedy, Drama
LOGLINE:

When a mother of four learns that her husband's impromptu vacation is just to get away from his educationally gifted children, she struggles to fit into an elite suburban society as a single mother.

SYNOPSIS:

In a society where horses sweat, men perspire and women glow, for Cameron Loreley things are as normal as they get in her family. They are the bottom of the barrel, the scourge of the earth in an elite society. But none of that matters to her, or at least she doesn’t have the time for it to. By day she is an accountant for her husband’s company which he inherited from his father and by night, she is the mother of four beautiful and intelligent children. She tries to manage a married life and raising children with a very immature and childish partner.

On a normal day, she can handle anything. From boo boos to torn nails to homework, dirty clothes, lunch and getting all for kids to school. Then her life came crashing when her husband plans an impromptu trip to Barcelona, all four kids get suspended from school and the only way they are permitted in school is if a therapist signs that they are fit enough.

She must deal with four mischievous kids that seems to get in trouble by just walking or breathing. A forty-year-old man stuck in his teenage years who makes impulsive and rash decisions, that questions his ability to be a father.

Too bad Cameron can’t just walk away from it all.

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