When the M.U.F.F.I.N.S. organization schemes to take over the world by undercutting food prices to the point that all that’s left is their monopolized muffins, it is up to America’s super spy Ben Idel, code name H 2 O, expert of the obscure, such as tiddly-winks, to single-handedly save us on a reduced budget.

SYNOPSIS:

Machiavellian Ultra Fiendish Foes, International Nasty Spies or M.U.F.F.I.N.S. are bent on world domination by selling incredibly cheap muffins made from limestone and a ‘special’ yeast. (undercutting profitability, forcing all other food producers out of the market)

Only one man can save the world, Ben Idel, code name: H 2 0. Who, head of the Special Espionage, Mitigating Incidents - Intelligence Agency, or the SEMI - Intelligence Agency, gives Ben his assignment: take care of MUFFINS.

Rottanog, megalomaniac head of MUFFINS, cement czar, and a Three Stooges fan, reveals his plan to Ben over a banquet in the Caribbean. Ben escapes, returns to Washington.

Rottanog’s second in command, Homalee, defects, joins Ben. She tells him Rottanog will auction the world, in sections, to the highest bidding despicable despots.

Ben will have the government’s full backing, as soon as he conquers Rottanog’s fortified island somewhere off the coast of Africa. Ben burrows a modified surplus one-man submarine to mid-island, skillfully sneaks into MUFFINS headquarters, and ends up alongside Homalee, trussed upside down on meat hooks over a vat of expanding, flesh-eating muffin batter. Through a glass wall, despots bid for a piece of a post-muffin world as they watch. All of Ben’s trick pens have fallen from his pocket. Only by using his tiddlywinks skills can he save himself and the world.