SYNOPSIS:

As this strange tale begins, we are introduced to the characters in the story from the first scene as a hunter in the midwest sees two, frozen legs sticking out of a snow covered berm as he rests from hunting on farm land. A bored housewife decides to have an affair. Her partner in the affair is a drug addicted police detective. And after having a frank discussion with a friend unwittingly hires a hit man to kill her husband, who is bi-sexual and cheating on her with a gay priest. Oh and it should be mentioned the hit man is dyslexic. A adult education teacher plays an integral role in how this all starts out. Confused yet? Of course you are, but not nearly confused as the characters in this dark comedy that will remind us that common sense is not all that common.