SYNOPSIS:

Sid Stroker is a real wild child. When his anthropologist parents died in the middle of the Amazonian jungle little Sid Stroker was left abandoned to the elements. But brought up by a group of friendly river dolphins in a eutrophic ox-bow lake full of electric eels Sid became quite a man. Fuelled by his wormy hosts discharges Sid grows up with the ability to harness electricity at will! The downside of this is that all that energy has to go somewhere, and Sid develops a chronic masturbation and invertebrate molestation habit. Desperate for human contact Sid locates a village deep in the jungle. Overcome by shyness, and unable to speak anything other than Dolphin, Sid takes to watching them from the bushes. His activities have not gone unobserved by the slightly fearful villagers, by whom he is given many monikers – among them ‘The Wanker in the Woods’, ‘Electric Juan’ and ‘Eel Boy’. Things take an unexpected turn when the villagers are kidnapped by Western developers, keen for cheap labour on their deforestation programme. Sid returns to find the village empty and goes ballistic. But using his incredible senses, notably his eyes, he deduces what happened and vows to hunt the perpetrators down. When he exacts his revenge, with a series of well aimed lightning strikes and fireballs, he frees the villagers and returns to their home a hero. All live happily ever after? Wrong. The head of the Western developers, Dave von Davidson, survives the attack and goes home to the U.S. to tell them of this incredible wild man. Just as Sid looks set to finally consummate his earthly desires with the entire village it is attacked by an elite U.S. squadron and Sid is taken. Drugged and groggy, Sid wakes up to find himself in Area 51. What is he going to do? The only thing he knows – go mental! Spraying man fat and electric bolts with gay abandon Sid fights his way out of the compound, finally making his escape in an alien spacecraft. Exhausted, and in his refractory period, Sid falls asleep, only to finally wake up on an alien planet – inhabited by river dolphins! This nicely sets up a possible sequel –‘Return to Earth’, or ‘The Wanker’s Back’, something like that.