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CALL ME MOO
By Nataly Kiut
After the sales collapse of the "green" milk line, five marketers from a glassy corporate office are urgently sent to a farm in Iowa — to boost milk yields, adjust KPIs, and calm the cows with yoga.
All in the name of saving the milk... and the company’s face.
SYNOPSIS:
Sales of the eco-friendly dairy line are plummeting. Corporate panic ensues.
In a last-ditch effort, five marketing employees — urban professionals addicted to sugar-free coffee, KPIs, and Zoom meetings — are sent to a real-life farm in Iowa.
Their mission: film a viral campaign about “milk from happy cows,” boost productivity, and somehow survive the smells, mosquitoes, and actual physical labor.
Along the way, they might just learn to listen — to each other, to the cows... and to themselves.
A comedy about what happens when city minds meet muddy fields — for the very first time.
comedy
rural
office satire
indie ensemble
female lead
feel good
corporate absurdity
culture clash
animal empathy
eco-humor
marketing gone wrong
soulful comedy
CALL ME MOO
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Nataly Kiut, I love the idea! I lived 12 years on a farm here in northern Germany. There were no cows on our farm. However, there was a dairy farm right behind our place. I could see the cows out on the field regularly. How did you get the idea?
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Hi Wyman!
Thank you so much — your comment made my day! The idea was born out of pure absurdity: we just imagined what would happen if a corporate team had to “fix” milk by actually working with cows. Office KPIs meet real udders — and things go very, very wrong.
We’re having fun turning it into a full script, and it's great to hear from someone who’s lived close to the real thing.
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Nataly Kiut, I am glad that I made your day. I like your idea of pure absurdity. I will tell the cows when I see them again.
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