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ADVENTURES OF THE HAIRY MAN APE

ADVENTURES OF THE HAIRY MAN APE
By Max Wave

GENRE: Action, Comedy
LOGLINE:

When TWO teenagers become jobless, they venture out to the Yukon River and accidentally find a talking Sasquatch on the run from a secret laboratory trying to capture him. 

SYNOPSIS:

In the rugged Yukon wilderness, two aimless twenty-somethings, Zack and Danny, stumble into the adventure of a lifetime when they encounter Steve—a foul-mouthed, joint-smoking Sasquatch on the run from a sinister government conspiracy. Reeling from a dead-end job at a coffee shop and a strained relationship with his skeptical father, Zack is driven by his late grandfather’s cryptic journal to uncover the secrets of the Yukon. What he finds is Steve, a genetically engineered creature with a knack for kung-fu and a tragic past tied to Zack’s family.

Hunted by Mr. X, a ruthless scientist obsessed with harnessing Steve’s regenerative DNA to create super-soldiers, and his ex-special ops goons, Conrad and Kit, Steve teams up with Zack and Danny to evade drones, gunfire, and a relentless pursuit through the frozen forests. As explosions rip through the pines and Steve’s quips cut through the chaos, the trio’s bond grows, forcing Zack to confront his fears and Danny to overcome his instinct to run. When Mr. X kidnaps Danny and threatens to bomb the forest to cover his tracks, Zack and Steve, joined by Danny’s grizzled uncle Rick, stage a balls-out rescue at an old ranger station.

With the world watching—thanks to a viral video from Zack’s mom—the people of Forks, Washington, rally to save their hairy hero. In a fiery showdown atop a radio tower, Steve faces Mr. X, reunites with his lost love Katie, and reclaims his freedom. Zack, inspired by his grandfather’s legacy, opens a comic book store celebrating Steve’s legend, while the Sasquatch returns to the wild, no longer a myth but a symbol of defiance. Packed with gritty action, irreverent humor, and heart, Adventures of the Hairy Man Ape is a wild ride about finding family in the unlikeliest places—and kicking ass along the way.

ADVENTURES OF THE HAIRY MAN APE

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Abdusamad Shafiev

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Max Wave

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Milan Bubalo

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Milan Bubalo

I'm not too much in comedies, but I gave five for originality...

Max Wave

Thank you so much, I appriciate it!

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