A rookie reporter calls his angry editor saying he needs to meet him across town so he can tell him about the "big story" he's working on, as well as every other movie cliche that would get a real reporter fired.

SYNOPSIS:

The Cracked website had an article a few years ago pointing out five or six movie cliches in reporter movies. So I tied them together along with any other movie cliches I could think of into a funny little skit with a proper ending. There's no point in summarizing it. It's pure comedy.

Sadly, I can't find the Cracked article now but hit me up if you're interested in reading it. I'm sure I can find it.

THE BIG STORY: (OR: SIX REASONS EVERY MOVIE REPORTER WOULD BE FIRED)