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When 12-year-old billionaire heiress Gigi posts a Dark Web ad offering $300 million to anyone willing to incompetently kidnap her, she’s not looking for danger—she’s looking for chaos. Enter the UK’s most delusional gang of wannabe criminal masterminds: five misfits whose combined IQ could power a toaster. Maybe. But Gigi isn’t the damsel—they’re the disaster. From hijacking their own getaway to turning robberies into luxury brunches, every mission spirals into an unexpected farce. As the gang tries to ransom her, she turns them into her own dysfunctional crew, teaching them branding, sabotage, and the importance of stealing with flair. Unbeknownst to them, Gigi’s ultra-rich parents are secretly funding the mess, just happy their daughter is finally entertained. But when the final twist drops—Gigi never had $300 million, only $300—the gang is floored. Still, something real has formed: a weird, wonderful found-family. Together, they launch the Agency for Glorious Failures, offering their chaotic services to a world that never asked for them—but might just need them.
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