Hello and welcome to my introduction - my name's Andrew, by the way, if you're looking at my art or my acting, and Tabitha if you're looking at my books. It's a long story...
Anyway, here's me - multi-talented renaissance-being from the planet Wonderful, with a ready wit and an eagerness to please. No, seriously: I love people, especially if their little face was made for smiles and laughter. I'm not above shocking people either, which is just as well because I wouldn't get that far in life modelling without that propensity, with my girth - when I see what people have drawn it often looks like a sort of hairless mountain gorilla. Luckily for me, most of my acting roles involve at least a modicum of clothing.
Speaking of clothing, I'm quite attached to my fedora - and when it's on my head it's attached to me. I can be differentiated from the lesser-spotted actor, too, by my watch-chain, cravat and gloves (a gentleman always wears gloves, don'tcha know - it leaves the hands nice and soft for playtime) when I'm in full battle-dress. Thus have I got a few acting roles over the past year, not all of which have made their way onto IMDb but, strangely enough, most of which have paid better than those which have...